Thoughts to think about

My brother-in-law David sent me a forward the other day that he said reminded him of my blog. It was a long list of "random thoughts from people our age." Usually I don't post anything from email forwards but there were a few "thoughts" that made the cut. Here are my favorites:

1. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart," all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart."

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

9. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.