Saturday, July 11, 2015

Speaking of pants. . . .

How did these pants happen?

How did these pants go from concept, to manufacturing, to being sold, to being bought, to being actually worn? In public? I would love to have been a fly on the wall when these things were being designed.

"Okay, next up is Larry's 'word pants' idea. Have we decided how many times the word 'rich' should be printed on the ass crack?"

"We're thinking five. Four is clearly not enough and everyone agrees that six would be tacky."

"Good thinking Herbert! That's why you're the best pantsman in the biz. Now, what are your thoughts on devil nuts?"


Debbie said...

What is devil nut not equal to?? And does the other leg say the same thing?? Will we ever know the answers?!

Ryan Danger Sims said...

I think it says that devil nut is not equal to cute. *PLEASE NOTE: The opinions on these pants do not reflect the views of the blog author.*

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