Wednesday, October 28, 2015


Earlier this month I mentioned my new "Fartdoctor" title. I regret to report that I may be in over my head. People are making inquiries about my medical background and I'm scrambling. Maybe my dad was right when he said I don't have what it takes to be a Fartiologist.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Hotline zing

Out of all the memes for Drake's "Hotline Bling," this one is my favorite.

Thursday, October 22, 2015


This is getting ridiculous. Even the Halloween decorations are addicted to their cell phones.

Friday, October 09, 2015

Take it down a notch, Doug

Last week I found out about a site called iPet Companion that lets you interact with animals in shelters from your computer in real-time. I haven't used the service yet, but it seems like a great way to play with animals without getting any of their filthy animal germs on you.

While the video feature is cool, watching the live chat is where the real entertainment is.

Saturday, October 03, 2015

I'm really elevating the discourse on QuizUp

The QuizUp trivia app gives out titles for advancing and I was recently awarded one of its highest honors.

Can you believe this T-shirt is only $40?!

While I didn't buy the shirt, I am not above bragging to random strangers through the app.