One Liners by Ryan Danger Sims - 2020

(Some of which have more than one line.)

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February 2020

Just overheard a guy saying he used to think the lyrics to the Bee Gees song "More Than A Woman" were actually "bald headed woman” and I will never hear the song the same again.

I have like 50 Shutterfly accounts but I still can't log into any of them

Every once in a while I like to take a little break from running updates on my Xbox One to play a quick video game.

January 2020

An escape room, but instead of trying to escape you just sit around with your friends talking and listening to music.

If a tree falls in the forest, I hope it lands on Donald Trump.

“I’m in love with dish sponges and I don’t care who knows!”
-My cat, apparently

I don’t think I’ve wanted anything in life more that Kaiser wants me to f***ing thrive.

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