One Liners by Ryan Danger Sims - 2021

(Some of which have more than one line.)

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March 2021

I just got my results back. I have so many new family members to ask to borrow money from!

February 2021

[No new jokes this month. Sorry–I've been really depressed busy!]

January 2021

I don’t want to hear another word from the “helpful Honda” people until they start giving out Hondas.

*punches someone in the face*
“Don’t you dare punch me back. We need to heal and move on from these disputes.”

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