Monday, April 09, 2018

Extreme back scratching

I've said it before and I've said it again, and I'll say it again . . . again: Australians are badass.

Man gets stabbed in pub fight then orders pint with knife stuck in his back
Metro News - April 2, 2018

A man who was involved in a pub fight didn’t let the knife sticking out of his back get in the way.

He went to order another pint from the bar before going to hospital.

The 27-year-old got into a scrap at Beerwah Hotel on Australia’s Sunshine Coast with another man, 20.

They were kicked out of the bar where the fight continued with the 27-year-old being stabbed.

Despite the knife still being lodged in his back he returned to the bar and ordered another beer.

Once he’d finished he went to Sunshine Coast University Hospital, according to the Sunshine Coast Daily.

A Queensland police spokesman said that there had been a ‘substantial’ amount of alcohol involved and that the two men knew one another.

The victim does not want to press charges.

Monday, April 02, 2018

It's that time of the year

The Ultimate Women’s Expo is back.



Aside from the problematic idea of a "women's" expo that consists primarily of cooking, makeovers and beauty treatments, this thing seems like something Stefon would describe in one of his waking nightmares.



“This expo's got everything: group tastings, monochromatic pop up shops, a middle-aged A.C. Slater. . . .”

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

My pilot is good. You should read it.

It's pilot season and I set up a fancy website to promote my writing. The site is called My Pilot is Good You Should Read It, and you can check out using the link below.

MyPilotIsGoodYouShouldReadIt.com

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Sending it!

Last weekend my friend Shawn invited me to Mammoth Mountain to shred the gnar, and get absolutely no sleep.


That's me on the left, Shawn in the middle, and Jeremy on the right.

I got a great shot of Shawn while taking a beer break at the top of the mountain. Click on it to see it in its full glory.



Perhaps the most exciting thing on the trip was when we got to take on an actual Super-G course. I usually board freestyle, but I have to admit it was a lot of fun hauling ass down the mountain. Check out my top speed!

Thursday, March 08, 2018

Have you seen this blog?!

Check out this retro-style graphic I made to advertise for my blog. I guess if you're reading this, you don't need to see the ad because you're already here. Oh well, too late now!

Monday, March 05, 2018

Cereal offenders

Apparently the bar has been set so low by modern breakfast cereal companies that the trend is to advertise what their products do not contain.



I made a few ad graphics that apply to almost every cereal in the US. Advertisers reading this may use these free of charge.



Sunday, February 11, 2018

I told you so, Diana!

I’ve been proselytizing the gospel of Guinness for as long as I can remember, but people still don’t believe the message. Check out this menu from Claim Jumper’s that shows the calories of the beers on tap. Guinness is a light beer people!

Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Smack talk

I don't pick fights online, but when someone lashes out at me, I give 'em the business.