Sunday, February 11, 2018

I told you so, Diana!

I’ve been proselytizing the gospel of Guinness for as long as I can remember, but people still don’t believe the message. Check out this menu from Claim Jumper’s that shows the calories of the beers on tap. Guinness is a light beer people!

Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Smack talk

I don't pick fights online, but when someone lashes out at me, I give 'em the business.

Sunday, February 04, 2018

Super Bowl LII prop bets!

(Green bets favored to win.)


Will Pink wear a Philadelphia Eagles shirt or hat while singing the National Anthem?
Yes +170
No -250

Will Pink be airborne?

(Must be airborne from first note sang until she finishes saying "brave" for the first time.)
Yes +250
No -400

What color will Pink's hair be?
(Predominant color.)
White/Blonde -300
Pink/Red +500
Green +200
Blue/Purple +900
Brown/Black +900

Who will be shown first on TV during the singing of the National Anthem?
(From Pink singing first note until she finishes saying "brave" for the first time.)
Tom Brady -200
Nick Foles +150

Color of Bill Belichick's shirt at kickoff?
(Predominant color.)
Blue -150
Grey +140
Red + 900
White +900

How many times will the temperature outside the stadium be mentioned during the broadcast?
(Halftime does not count towards wager. Must say what the temperature is.)
Over 1 -350
Under 1 +225

How many times will the Rocky statue in Philadelphia be shown during the broadcast?
(Halftime does not count towards wager.)
Over 1 +110
Under 1 -150

Will Donald Trump be mentioned during broadcast?
(Halftime does not count towards wager. Must say "Trump.")
Yes EVEN
No -140

Donald Trump Tweets
Over 5 -120
Under 5 -120

Will Donovan McNabb's vomiting incident from Super Bowl 39 be mentioned during the broadcast?
(Halftime does not count towards wager. Must refer to vomiting or a similar word and say "McNabb.")
Yes +170
No -250

Will Justin Timberlake be wearing a hat when he begins his Halftime show performance?
Yes -130
No -110

What color will Justin Timberlake's shoes be when he begins his Halftime show performance?
(Predominant color.)
White -120
Black +225
Brown/Beige +700
Red + 1000
Blue +1000
Green +1000
Yellow +2000

How many times will "wardrobe malfunction" be mentioned during the broadcast?
(Halftime does not count towards wager. Must say "wardrobe malfunction.")
Over 1.5 +300
Under 3.5 -500

Will "Nipplegate" be said during broadcast?
(Halftime DOES count towards wager.)
Yes +500
No -900

How many times will Tom Brady's age be mentioned during the broadcast?

(Halftime does not count towards wager. Must say his age 40.)
Over 1.5 = -350
Under 1.5 = +225

What color will the liquid be that is poured on the game winning coach?
Lime/Green/Yellow +225
Orange +300
Red +400
Clear/Water +400
Blue +400
Purple +1000

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his speech?
Teammates +175
God +300
City +800
Coach +800
Owner +1600
Family +500
Does not mention any of the above +300

All bets are actual wagers offered through bovada.lv.

Thursday, February 01, 2018

OCD #2

This is so satisfying!

Monday, January 29, 2018

The happiest dad on earth

If you ever get the chance to visit Disneyland on a Thursday in January, DO IT!

Monday, January 22, 2018

Got one of those customizable message boards


Sage words from old Fergalicious.


There has got to be a better way to express your gratitude.


How is Hostess not using this in their ads?


This one's a real conversation starter!

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Zack Morris is Trash

I try not to post too many videos in a row, but this one's just too damn funny not to share.



Apparently there is a whole series of these on Amazon Prime Video, all of which I will be watching immediately after putting my kids to bed tonight. You can also check out the YouTube channel here.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018