Thursday, November 15, 2018

Lasagna wings and naked buildings

Comedian Keaton Patti forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Then he did the same thing with stand-up comedy. Click each icon below to read the (one page) scripts. They are fantastic.

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

A beautiful thing

After hearing about Mac Miller's passing, I found his Tiny Desk Concert and I must have watched it at least ten times since then. So much joy and talent.

The songs from this performance aren't available to purchase, so I extracted them from YouTube, cut them into tracks and added album artwork for iTunes. I am making the tracks available for download here. I've never used ads on this site, so I'm not making any money on this. If anyone from his estate reaches out to me I will pull them immediately. I just want to share because, as Mac says, "music is a beautiful thing."

Download Track 1: Small Worlds

Download Track 2: What's The Use (w/Thundercat)

Download Track 3: 2009

Friday, October 05, 2018

The last straw

I have an issue with the children's cartoon Bubble Guppies. I realize that the laws of physics don't apply in cartoons, but the creators of this show have gone too far. There are things that mermaids merpeople simply cannot do.

Strike 1
The characters go swimming in a (underwater) pool.

Strike 2
The characters roast marshmallows over a (underwater) campfire.

Strike 3

You're out, Bubble Guppies!

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Game changer

Thursday, August 30, 2018

My daughter's first screenplay!

My 4-year-old daughter dictated a screenplay to me this morning and I typed it out. The cutest part is that when we finished, she kept asking if we could "watch it on TV." Your move, Scorsese!

Click above to view the full screenplay, complete with storyboard art!

Monday, August 20, 2018

This fence may outlast us all

Update: The fence is still (kind of) standing.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Bad news

Are you tired of reading news articles about how bad everything has gotten? Here's a terrible top 10 list instead, just to switch it up!

I recently discovered this "Worst Celebrities of All Time" list, created by popular vote on


Friday, August 10, 2018

A dog's age

Do you know the old adage that says "one human year is equal to seven dog years?" Well, apparently that's bull dogshit. Here's the real deal.