Saturday, June 17, 2017

Top 5 types of dessert

1. Ice Cream
2. Cookies
3. Pie
4. Brownies
5. Cake

Worst: Flan

Disagree? Submit your own list as a comment!

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Just the essentials

This photo is on the box of an inflatable camping mattress.



Based on the image, when this woman goes camping, her packing list includes the following:

[√] Backpack

[√] Ceramic Coffee Cup
[√] Down Comforter
[√] Dream Catcher
[√] Banjo

Friday, May 19, 2017

Stummy beige

A research scientist just trained a computer to generate new paint colors and give them each a name. The names the computer came up with sound like the worst Pok√©mon characters ever.



And I thought the names I created for Fallout Shelter were ridiculous.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

More like ZENdge

While looking for a wallpaper for my new iPad, I came across Zedge.net. The site boasts over 246 million app downloads and it's easy to see why. Who wouldn't want to stare at these nuggets of inspiration multiple times per day?




"My secret rage is proof that I 'love' you."





This one's literally and metaphorically deep.





"...step over the faux balcony and fall to your destiny."

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Literate yourself!

My birthday is in a couple of weeks and in the spirit of giving, I've decided to release the FULL TEXT of my book I Am Now a Published Author, on this blog for the bargain price of $0.00. That's $2.99 off the regular price, and about a billion dollars less than it's worth. My lawyer would kill me, if I had a lawyer (which I don't, as evidenced by my copyright page).

Click the cover page below and enjoy!

Monday, May 08, 2017

The most LA thing ever

While going through a Parks and Recreation catalog, I came across this ad for 4-6 year old actors who want to "get back to the basics of the craft."

Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Some doubt

I don't know what's worse: the fact that the band sang this live on tour, or that the lyrics are posted online.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

This video has everything . . .

. . . creative swearing, righteous anger, a sassy Australian . . . everything!