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Original Post Date: 10/20/2016

"This hot garbage is brought to you by . . ."

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Original Post Date: 2/10/2020

stop right there I’m way ahead of you

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Original Post Date: 10/2/2019

For all your gardening and general pervin' needs.

Now I know how Brad Pitt feels

Last month we were up in the snow teaching our kids how to snowboard. A friend of ours sent a news article warning of an oncoming blizzard and when we got back home I checked it. Turns out we were pictured in the article! Even crazier is that the person who sent us the article didn't know were in it! Here are the pics. (I'm the guy in the blue jacket in the first photo and my wife is girl in the beige jacket in second.) I can confirm that what followed was indeed a blizzard.

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Original Post Date: 9/27/2019

This AC unit is ADVANCED. So many buttons!

This could have been an email* (Room Email #9)

*But instead it's just a forward.

Hey y'all,

When Pope Julius built a basilica over St. Valentine's grave to honor his martyrdom during the persecution of Christians by the emperor Claudius II Gothicus, he was almost certainly thinking "this dude is going to sell so much candy."

Here's another forward for your infotainment!

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Original Post Date: 7/25/2019

MAKE THEM LESS SEXY