Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Making friends

I made a new friend on Skype!

Saturday, May 30, 2020

I believe I have my stapler

That moment when you realize that one of your favorite video game franchises (Just Cause) is referencing your all-time favorite movie (Office Space):

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Speaking of Office Space, look what I found (and immediately purchased) on Amazon last week! I can't believe they are actually selling this cross promotion. I thought I had gotten the right one last year at my former job, but this one's the real deal.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Visualize this video

I found this video both informative and comforting. Hope it helps.

Friday, March 20, 2020

Take care

I found this video both informative and comforting. Hope it helps.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

SSSSC Recipe

While we're all "hunkering down" I thought I'd share a cookie recipe that requires only a few basic ingredients which most people already have in their house. I present the Sims' Secret Sesame Street Cookie recipe! My mom found it in a children's book printed in 1978, and it may be the best sugar cookie recipe of all time. They bake best when rolled out with a rolling pin and then baked at 375˚ for 7 minutes. Click the image to download a pdf copy of the recipe. Take care of yourself everyone!

Friday, February 28, 2020

Donkey toes

The Spades Plus drama continues as one of my in-game friends has been banned in the chatroom and must now communicate through in-game messaging.

Monday, February 17, 2020

1,000 posts to see before you die

This is post 1,000 for More Rants than Raves!

To celebrate, I'm posting a photo of a thousand dollar bill. These bills were once in circulation in the US. When I was little I actually held one in my hands (and promptly gave it back because I was a kid and couldn't afford that shit).

Thank you readers for participating in this labor of love. Each of you is a special rainbow flower who deserves the best that life can offer.

Sunday, February 16, 2020

Ballin' out of control

Although I am not a basketball fan, I am not not a fan of basketball. What I mean is that while I don't follow the sport, I do enjoy watching the occasional game (unless it's my son playing–then I'm just on my phone). Just kidding people settle down! This preamble is just a convoluted way to introduce a couple of awesome dunks by Aaron Gordon from yesterday's 2020 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. Enjoy.

And here's one from a few years back that is just insane.