Thursday, August 03, 2023

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 40

Original Post Date: 8/27/2021





























Now the government’s trying to tell us how to make love?!

Monday, July 03, 2023

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 39

Original Post Date: 5/19/2021





























At a stoplight and my 6-year-old daughter looked up and (sarcastically) said, “Born for what? Being on a bus?” I am so proud.

Saturday, June 03, 2023

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 38

Original Post Date: 5/8/2020





























You can’t make this stuff up.

Sunday, May 21, 2023

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 16

Original Post Date: 10/20/2016





























"This hot garbage is brought to you by . . ."

Wednesday, May 03, 2023

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 37

Original Post Date: 2/10/2020





























stop right there I’m way ahead of you

Monday, April 03, 2023

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 36

Original Post Date: 10/2/2019





























For all your gardening and general pervin' needs.

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Now I know how Brad Pitt feels

Last month we were up in the snow teaching our kids how to snowboard. A friend of ours sent a news article warning of an oncoming blizzard and when we got back home I checked it. Turns out we were pictured in the article! Even crazier is that the person who sent us the article didn't know were in it! Here are the pics. (I'm the guy in the blue jacket in the first photo and my wife is girl in the beige jacket in second.) I can confirm that what followed was indeed a blizzard.