Thursday, July 04, 2019

Happy 4th!

May you have as much fun as Phyllis and the Morons!

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Meanwhile, on Nextdoor

Brian has a complaint.

Monday, March 25, 2019

Facebook is dead, long live Blogger!

I've permanently deleted my Facebook account! I'm sure I'll need to set another one up in the future to monitor my kids activity and/or retain my rights of citizenship to the United States, but for now I am happy. To celebrate I am posting excerpts from a quiz I took on the platform back when Facebook was fun I had an account.


What time did you get up this morning?
Whenever the gardener decided to start blowing leaves outside my window.

How do you like your steak?
Free.

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
At the cinema? None. I have never been to England.

What is your favorite cuisine?
Do nachos count as a cuisine?

What did you have for breakfast?
A hangover.

Favorite dressing?
A flowing evening gown with a nice lacy trim.

Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
I would like to read God's answers to this quiz.

Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I'm halfway done with this questionnaire!

What did you want to be when you were little?
I was never little.

Are you a cat or dog person?
Depends on how many drinks I've had. Know what I'm saying people?

Always wear your seat belt?
Yes, even when I am not in the car.

Been in a car accident?
Have I ever!

Do anything spontaneous lately?
Spontaneous is my middle name.

How many tattoos do you have?
None . . . that I know of.

How many are you tagging for this quiz?
I'm spray painting a wall right now.

Friday, March 22, 2019

I have some reservations . . .

Recently we got a cat. I have never been a "cat person," but I gotta live up to my middle name every once in a while and take a risk.

The adoption place gave us some cat magazines along with the cat, which is a great way to scare the shit out of a new cat owner. Although I'm not a crazy cat person yet, I am intrigued by this ad. WHAT SECRETS DOES THIS FURRY SHAMAN HOLD?

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Psycho Riddle

Want to find out if someone you know is a psychopath? If they give the "correct" answer to this riddle, they just might be!

While at her own mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy she doesn't know. She thinks this guy is amazing — her dream man — and is pretty sure he could be the love of her life. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterwards could not find anyone who knows who he was. A few days later the girl kills her own sister. Why?

Click the comments link below for the answer!

Wednesday, January 09, 2019

Puzzleart

Lately I've been working with my kids to put together a 1,000 piece puzzle. I forgot how fun puzzles can be!

Speaking of puzzles, check out this work by artist Tim Klein. Klein (inspired by Mel Andringa) takes mass-produced puzzles that are created with the same die-cut patterns and mixes them up to create surreal works of art. Click the images to enlarge!











Tuesday, January 01, 2019

New year, new cards

Check 'em out!



Monday, December 31, 2018

Angel City Brewery Double IPA

RATING: 4.5/5



The label mentions a "pine bitterness" which I can definitely taste, but I also detected a Sour Patch Kids sourness. This sounds like a gross mixup, but somehow Angel City Brewery blends these flavors to create a unique beer that I look forward to having again. This stuff would pair great with greasy pub food and a variety of appetizers. I also like that the brewery features local artist's work on their labels. Very cool.


Well, that's it! I hope you feel like you got your money's worth out of my month of beer reviews. If not, I will issue you a full refund of zero dollars and zero cents. May 2019 bring you all the joy and happiness that you most definitely deserve!

Happy new year!