Friday, December 29, 2017

50 shades of chum

I've been listening to a lot of audiobooks lately, and I'm really enjoying the format. Please let me know if you have any recommendations!

I came across this one last night and was wondering if anyone is familiar. Has anyone listened to The Shark Anal yet? If so, is it like a tale of forbidden love, or more of a "nature sounds" type track?

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Look no further

Looking for last minute gift ideas? I hope not because Christmas is over. If you are still looking for a gift however, I recommend a personal safety alarm. These FansArriche brand ones are great for students, the elderly and potential murder!

Friday, December 08, 2017

You gotta fight, for your right, to parrrtay!

Pretty sure this is what old Jimbo Maddison was envisioning when he authored the First Amendment.

Sunday, December 03, 2017

OCD #1

Here's a peek into my OCD brain:

"This is a nice party. I love catered food! I'm going to get some chips and salsa. I love chips and salsa.

Huh. Okay so instead of picking up chips with our hands, we are using tongs. Except that when people are done with the tongs, the tongs go back into the chip container. Now the chip tongs, which contain the collective germs of every person who has served themselves chips, are sitting in the chips.

Also, after serving myself chips with the tongs, I will have transferred the germs of everyone at this event onto my hands, which I will then use to eat the chips.

HOW IS THIS AN EFFECTIVE SYSTEM? We’d be better off just scooping the chips up with our hands!"

Living in my head is kind of exhausting.