Saturday, February 27, 2016

Nice catch, Google!

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Top 5 karaoke songs (+ worst ever)

1. "Brandy" by Looking Glass
2. "I Don't Mind" by Usher
3. "Blue Suede Shoes" by Elvis Presley
4. "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
5. "Wonderwall" by Oasis

Worst: There are no bad karaoke songs if they're performed right!

Disagree? Submit your own list as a comment!

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Edumacational Instagrams

Dwayne Johnson? #Comedy #Jokes #PointsMe

A photo posted by Ryan Danger Sims (@ryandangersims) on

Thanks #Goodreads for making me feel like I'm in 7th grade again. #Comedy #Jokes #PointsMe

A photo posted by Ryan Danger Sims (@ryandangersims) on

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Money well spent

Comedian Eugene Mirman got a ridiculous parking ticket. He retaliated by taking out a full-page ad in the city's paper. The part about General Stark is particularly enlightening. It really reinforces the fact that we need to place more value in education–I didn't learn any of the facts Eugene references in my history classes.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Big plans

You may have noticed that I haven't been posting as much as I usually do on this blog. The reason is that I'm working on a super-awesome comedy packet that will surely skyrocket me to my dream job of being a comedy writer.

In the meantime I'll continue to post web content that I enjoy and revisit my Instagrams from yestermonth. When I finish my packet I'll go back to creating original content for More Rants than Raves.

Wish me luck on my packet!*
*Not to my face, I don't need that kind of jinx.

Monday, February 15, 2016

Super off-the-books

If you haven't been watching SNL lately, you've been missing out.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Skateboard racks

Check out the shitty picture I took of this cool invention. I wish they had these when I was in school–I'd have like three more skateboards right now!

Tuesday, February 02, 2016

Beer vs. Coffee

Or drink a bunch of these and get superpowers!