Thursday, March 27, 2014

Hollywood is disgusting

Well it looks like celebrity hobo James Franco was able to beg enough money off the general public to fund his movie Palo Alto. At least the film is helping some young upstarts break into the movie biz.

Palo Alto was directed by Gia Coppola (Francis Ford Coppola's granddaughter), and stars Emma Roberts (Julia Roberts's niece), Christian Madsen (Michael Madsen's son), and Jack Kilmer (Val Kilmer's son). 

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Note to realtors

Do not get your signs made by shops specializing in "missing person" ads.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Look again

Body painting by Johannes Stoetter.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Stay in school!!!

This is the craziest public service announcement ever.

Sunday, March 09, 2014

You heard it here first

Catherine Heigl is a poor man's Charlize Theron.

Zac Efron is a poor man's Jared Leto.

I know it's harsh, but you know it's true.

Saturday, March 08, 2014

Ah to be two again. . . .

Yesterday I rewarded my son with a cookie for taking an afternoon nap. That dude is livn' the high life.

Thursday, March 06, 2014

Call me Crazy Overlord

I just read that Donald Glover (of Community fame) got his rap moniker "Childish Gambino" by typing his real name into something called the Wu-Tang Name Generator. Go check it out and see what your rap name would be. From this day forward I will be known as "Crazy Overlord."

P.S. I tweeted Donald Glover telling him to title his next album "Mad Lover" because it is the name that the generator creates when you enter "Childish Gambino." Let's see if he takes my advice.