Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Taste the lime bro

I just bought my first bag of Skittles in nine years. If you've been following this blog then you know that for most of my life, Skittles was (were?) my favorite candy. Then in 2013, they replaced the original lime flavored green Skittles with barf-flavored™ imposters. I raged against the machine for a few years and eventually gave up on being able to ever taste the true "original" lineup again.

Until today.


Skittles has now gone on an apology tour. I can't bring myself to watch the entire video, but I'd be surprised if they didn't mention my haiku.

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 24

Original Post Date: 6/29/2018





























This dating guide is insanely offensive.

Wednesday, August 03, 2022

Top 40 comedy captions from my Instagram in no particular order 23

Original Post Date: 5/3/2018





























How is this exchange even legal?!