Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Hobosexual

The urban word of the day today is "hobosexual."

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ho•bosexual

n, adj the opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for
one's own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

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While I am excited to see that the hobo is finding his place in pop culture, I have to disagree with this definition. I would argue that hobo fashion is on its way to making a comeback. Don't be surprised when in 2010 you see people sporting patchy coats, fat wrinkled ties and blown out top hats.

You may also want to consider some of the other definitions from the Urban Dictionary. My personal favorite is below.

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ho•bosexual

n, adj to be sexually aroused by homeless people.

Example: "Heather you are a hobosexual because you have
sex
with homeless people."
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I fear that poor Heather is in need of some serious counseling.

1 comment:

tina said...

dang! the 3rd definition is freakin psycho!

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