Monday, September 15, 2008

Celine Dion should be drowned

According to an old In Touch magazine I found lying around my house (my primary source for all news) Celine Dion used 6.5 million gallons of water in her Florida home last year. I did some research and found that according to the U.S. Geological Survey the average American uses approximately 33,000 gallons of water per year. Just what in the hell is Celine doing with the extra 6,467,000 gallons?! Her lawyer says that there was a "broken pipe" that went unnoticed for the better part of a year. That settles it - I'm officially moving her to the top of my "People to Kill" list.

3 comments:

tina said...

lol, that has to be one of the worst pics of her ;)

Colonel Gentleman said...

I'm conflicted about that picture. It's of Celine Dion, so there's obviously problems in that respect. On the other hand, she clearly looks in pain, as if someone just hit her in the small of the back with a lead pipe, and that fills my heart with joy. So, yeah...conflicted.

Deb-B said...

It boggles the mind to think that, if indeed her lawyer's story is correct, Celine's house is so big that nobody noticed millions of gallons of water flooding some part of her property for almost a year. I can just hear her now, "Renee, Darling, have you visited the south wing recently? Perhaps we should drive over there in the morning to see if it needs redecorating."

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