If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like shit but I'm as sweet as can be.
Somebody call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox!
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I advise young ladies to try the following line: "Do you need to borrow a sewing kit? Because you're so ripped." Based on my knowledge of the male psyche, I assume that this will sweep a desirable bachelor off his feet.
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