Monday, March 25, 2019

Facebook is dead, long live Blogger!

I've permanently deleted my Facebook account! I'm sure I'll need to set another one up in the future to monitor my kids activity and/or retain my rights of citizenship to the United States, but for now I am happy. To celebrate I am posting excerpts from a quiz I took on the platform back when Facebook was fun I had an account.


What time did you get up this morning?
Whenever the gardener decided to start blowing leaves outside my window.

How do you like your steak?
Free.

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
At the cinema? None. I have never been to England.

What is your favorite cuisine?
Do nachos count as a cuisine?

What did you have for breakfast?
A hangover.

Favorite dressing?
A flowing evening gown with a nice lacy trim.

Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
I would like to read God's answers to this quiz.

Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I'm halfway done with this questionnaire!

What did you want to be when you were little?
I was never little.

Are you a cat or dog person?
Depends on how many drinks I've had. Know what I'm saying people?

Always wear your seat belt?
Yes, even when I am not in the car.

Been in a car accident?
Have I ever!

Do anything spontaneous lately?
Spontaneous is my middle name.

How many tattoos do you have?
None . . . that I know of.

How many are you tagging for this quiz?
I'm spray painting a wall right now.

Friday, March 22, 2019

I have some reservations . . .

Recently we got a cat. I have never been a "cat person," but I gotta live up to my middle name every once in a while and take a risk.

The adoption place gave us some cat magazines along with the cat, which is a great way to scare the shit out of a new cat owner. Although I'm not a crazy cat person yet, I am intrigued by this ad. WHAT SECRETS DOES THIS FURRY SHAMAN HOLD?