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Thursday, March 24, 2016
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Shoppin' Instagrams
A photo posted by Ryan Danger Sims (@ryandangersims) on
A photo posted by Ryan Danger Sims (@ryandangersims) on
Monday, March 14, 2016
Best of the worst
I recently visited Austin for the first time and it was a lot of fun. I met Jack Black (he was nice). I also went to a movie at an Alamo Draft House. There were lots of crazy posters on the wall of the theatre, but this one had to be the craziest.
The poster got me thinking about my favorite best worst movies. If you haven't had the pleasure of watching Popstar (the 2005 movie featuring Aaron Carter) and Trapped in the Closet Chapters 1–12*, do yourself a favor and check them out ASAP.
*Stop after chapter 12, the rest are just absurd. Also, from what I've read R. Kelly seems like a terrible person so try to watch Trapped in the Closet without sending any money his way.
The poster got me thinking about my favorite best worst movies. If you haven't had the pleasure of watching Popstar (the 2005 movie featuring Aaron Carter) and Trapped in the Closet Chapters 1–12*, do yourself a favor and check them out ASAP.
*Stop after chapter 12, the rest are just absurd. Also, from what I've read R. Kelly seems like a terrible person so try to watch Trapped in the Closet without sending any money his way.
Friday, March 11, 2016
Printer ink rant
I went to the store to get a new ink cartridge the other day and was reminded how insane the prices are.
I did the math and this printer ink comes out to $60 per ounce, or $7,680 per gallon!
That's THREE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED times the price of gas!
For the price of one ounce of printer ink you could buy a four ounce bar of silver!
If you filled up five gallon-sized milk containers with printer ink, you could trade them for a brand new Mercedes-Benz C-Class Sedan!
What is going on here?! Unless the ink is being made with bald eagle blood, I'm pretty sure we're all getting scammed.
I did the math and this printer ink comes out to $60 per ounce, or $7,680 per gallon!
That's THREE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED times the price of gas!
For the price of one ounce of printer ink you could buy a four ounce bar of silver!
If you filled up five gallon-sized milk containers with printer ink, you could trade them for a brand new Mercedes-Benz C-Class Sedan!
What is going on here?! Unless the ink is being made with bald eagle blood, I'm pretty sure we're all getting scammed.
Wednesday, March 09, 2016
More vibey
A woman on Imugr named Lindsay Stamhuis texts her husband all the crazy things he says in his sleep. Here are a few of my favorites.
Friday, March 04, 2016
"Elaborate"
NY Woman caught driving with elaborate cardboard license plate
United Press International (article excerpt) - March 3, 2016
A New York woman was unable to fool local police with her hand drawn cardboard license plate.
Erie County Sheriff's Office shared photos of the elaborate fake license plate that led an officer to pull over 28-year-old Amanda Schweickert.
"In case you are wondering, homemade cardboard license plates are NOT legal," they wrote in the Facebook post.
Schweickert was seen driving with the cardboard plate, painted to resemble a New York plate, on the back of her car and no front plate.
Officers also discovered that she was driving with a suspended license and no insurance.
United Press International (article excerpt) - March 3, 2016
A New York woman was unable to fool local police with her hand drawn cardboard license plate.
Erie County Sheriff's Office shared photos of the elaborate fake license plate that led an officer to pull over 28-year-old Amanda Schweickert.
"In case you are wondering, homemade cardboard license plates are NOT legal," they wrote in the Facebook post.
Schweickert was seen driving with the cardboard plate, painted to resemble a New York plate, on the back of her car and no front plate.
Officers also discovered that she was driving with a suspended license and no insurance.
Tuesday, March 01, 2016
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