I just applied to be a contestant on the ABC show Card Sharks. Here are some answers I submitted on the form:
Are you a risk taker? Why or why not? Tell us about it - we love stories
Danger is my middle name. Really. It's my legal middle name (on my driver's license and everything). Why am I a risk taker? Well, as my grandma always used to say (and Drake copied without so much as a shout out in his rap song), you only live once (YOLO!). Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. That's another quote from my grandma. She's very wise.
I almost blew my hand off with an M-80 as a teenager. I am not exaggerating when I say I was half a second away from sporting a pirate hook for the rest of my life.
I wear white after Labor Day.
How did you hear about casting?
My wife and I were watching the show and she was like "we gotta sign up to get on there!" And I was like "that's a great idea!" So now here we are.
I mean, with enthusiasm like that, how can they not pick me?
