Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Identification photos



Click here to see my driver's license collection.

Monday, July 16, 2007

The Balls

My friend Shawn (a.k.a Sizzle Sauce) was just crowned a World Bocce Champion! After winning 9-1 in the day-long tourney, he went on to win 11-9 in the finals. It seems like only yesterday that I was schooling him on the beach in SD. . . . Way to go Shawn!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Street Fighter II' Turbo: Hyper Fighting

Today Nintendo made Street Fighter II' Turbo available for download on the Wii! I sold my Super Nintendo 10 years ago and I have missed this game ever since.

I was pleased to discover that after approximately 3,650 days of not playing, I still kick ass.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Sizzle Burgers!

Step 1: Roll up ground beef into large balls.
Step 2: Place beef balls on a sizzlin' hot grill.
Step 3: Smash balls with a spatula until they seep through the grill.
Step 4: Serve (burgers should be simultaneously burnt & raw).

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Sanjaya conspiracy

I'M DOING MY PART. . . .

Survival guide

The African safari video game I bought came with a free subscription to Field and Stream magazine! This mag is nuts. It has tons of info on how to survive in the wilderness, shoot guns, etc. Here are some of the actual topics covered in this month's issue:

  • How to camouflage yourself with a wine cork
  • How to crap like a cat
  • Kill small animals with a "backcountry deathstar"
  • Make a fire with soda and a candy bar

  • Would you rather . . .

    Debbie got me a fantastic book the other day. It has 404 life choices that inspire intellectual conversation. Here is an example:

    "Would you rather . . . as a man, have your testicles eaten off by a squirrel or you eyeballs pecked out by a bird?"

    Discuss.

    Monday, April 09, 2007

    Top 5 premium cigars (+ worst ever)

    1. Cohiba (Cuban Robusto)
    2. Diamond Crown (Natural Robusto)
    3. Ashton (Classic Magnum)
    4. La Unica (Natural Robusto)
    5. Partagas (Cuban Robusto)

    Worst: Punch (Honduran Double Maduro)

    Disagree? Submit your own list as a comment!

    Wednesday, April 04, 2007

    The best thing about Disneyland





    If you have not had one of these corn dogs you have not lived.

    The worst thing about Disneyland

    Monday, March 26, 2007

    Memory loss

    The memory card for my PlayStation 2 got corrupted. I spent hours recovering game data. Then I hit the memory card with a hammer.

    Thursday, March 22, 2007

    The face of a savage

    So this hunting game I got for the PS2 is pretty cool but it does have some minor bugs. Sometimes the hunter's face gets all whacked out.

    Crazy hobo ransacks museum

    Man in WWII uniform attacks 2 at museum
    Associated Press (article excerpt) - March 21, 2007

    A man dressed in a World War II military uniform attacked two employees at the Evergreen Aviation Museum this week, police said. McMinnville Police Capt. Dennis Marks said Gerald Lahey, a transient, broke into the rear of the building and smashed the glass panel of a display case. He then removed the coat, hat and pants from a World War II uniform and put them on.

    Lahey was inside when operations director Phillip Jeager, 33, of McMinnville and cafe manager Cheryl McKay, 62, of Sheridan arrived for work Monday morning. Marks said Lahey punched Jeager several times and bit McKay.

    Neither employee required hospitalization.

    Museum spokeswoman Nicole Wahlberg said Lahey got into one of the museum's airplanes. He is also accused of pulling a fire alarm and knocking a television set to the floor. Four windows were boarded up after the incident.

    Lahey was booked into the Yamhill County Jail on charges of assault, criminal mischief, burglary, robbery and resisting arrest, Marks said. He was lodged in the jail infirmary due to mental health concerns, and was arraigned Tuesday.

    Tuesday, March 13, 2007

    Friday, March 02, 2007

    Freaky Friday

    A video of a crazy dancing skeleton that I shot a long time ago.

    Tuesday, February 27, 2007

    Ladies?

    Look what I found at the Rite Aid pharmacy:

    Thursday, February 22, 2007

    Billion-dollar bills

    According to a recent AP news article, a bunch of people in Texas got billion-dollar electric bills this month due to a printing mistake. One guy got a bill for over $24 billion!

    I wish my electric company would send me a bill like that. What a great thing to post on your fridge.

    Thursday, February 15, 2007

    My art degree just paid for itself

    I made these personalized 40's for a few of my friends.

    Wednesday, February 14, 2007

    Some guys have all the luck. . . .

    Man charged after shooting his foot
    Associated Press - February 13, 2007

    Sheboygan County prosecutors hope to add imprisonment to injury. They charged a 31-year-old man Monday with being a felon in possession of a firearm after he shot himself in the foot Friday.

    Patrick R. Hupf Jr. was cleaning the trigger of a .22-caliber rifle when it fired and hit him in the right foot, according to a criminal complaint.

    Hupf said the gun belonged to his father, the complaint said. Hupf's father told police that his son forgot to check the chamber before cleaning the gun. He called 911 and had Hupf taken to the hospital, police said.

    Hupf faces up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $25,000.