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Tuesday, April 01, 2014
This is the end
Inspired by the creator of Flappy Bird, I have decided to permanently delete this blog from the internet. I can call More Rants than Raves is a success of mine. But it also ruins my simple life. So now I hate it. I am sorry More Rants than Raves users, 22 hours from now, I will take More Rants than Raves down. I cannot take this anymore.
12 comments:
Goldarnit y’all! This is worse than the Alamo!
Throw my shrimp OFF the barbie, mate! You just can't remove your blog! I don't know what I'll do.
Compared to your blog, my life’s work looks like a pile of shit. Please don’t take it down.
I'M DRUNK! WHO WANTS TO FIGHT?!
d 0 . . . n 0 t . . . d e l 3 t E . . . Y 0 u R . . . b L 0 g . . . 0 r . . . I . . . w i l L . . . d i E. . . .
Das good! Ich HATEenzy your blog! Your beliefs are zee complete opposite of mien!
Ryan, please reconsider your proposal to take down your blog. It is as important to America as apple pie and hot dogs.
P.S. Don't listen to Hitler, that guy is a dick.
NOOOO! You can't take it down. There is nobody else on the Interweb as funny as you!
I agree with the President that Hitler is indeed a dick. I also agree with Patrick Murphy O'Sullivan O'Connor because, well, alcohol.
Also, I don't get what BigTexan28 has against Alamo car rentals. They aren't that bad, are they?
Your accusation HERTZ my feelings, pardner. ALAMO is a wonderful NATIONAL ENTERPRISE, especially for THRIFTY people on a BUDGET trying to save a DOLLAR.
Also, AVIS!
Well played, BigTexan28. Well played.
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