Friday, December 25, 2015

Merry Christmas!

Can you spot the addition my four-year-old made to this nativity scene?

Hint: He's a wise man bearing gold.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Only 4 shopping days 'till Christmas!

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a Tootin Santa Farting Santa Butt Holiday Ornament.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Creative destruction

Some friends of ours recently gave our 1-year-old daughter a pack of really cool egg-shaped crayons. My daughter has been having a blast walking around our house drawing all over the walls. Last month she found an even more creative use for them: covering my insides with hot wax.

The other morning I noticed that my coffee tasted a little "off." After drinking half a cup I finally got the energy to get up and investigate the situation. What I discovered is that my daughter, in an effort to help out around the house, had washed her blue egg crayon in the dishwasher!

Every dish was covered in a thin film of wax that needed to be scoured off by hand. Between her and her brother, we're in for some serious trouble.

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

This post is brought to you by the letters O, C, and D

I found a cool tip chart in Real Simple magazine a few months ago. I scanned it and then spent an hour reformatting it so it would fit nicely on my blog.

Thursday, December 03, 2015

Internet ads are the worst!

Here are some ads I saw on Twitter, accompanied by some sassy comments from yours truly.

It's pretty tasteful that this article didn't include the sexiest dead female travelers.

Click the link to read more!

First off, this ad must have been sent to me by mistake, since I'm definitely a dude (I checked).

Secondly, what the hell is this?! "All the guys in your life are going to die off. GET READY TO PARTY!!!"