According to a recent ABC news article, celebrities are being paid thousands of dollars just to show up and hang out at Christmas parties. Not to perform – just to hang out and mingle. Here's a list of a few of these bitches and their current asking price.
Kevin Federline - $12,000 to $20,000Dave Navarro - $20,000 to $30,000Mario Lopez - $25,000+Jessica Simpson - $1,000,000
Bargain bin:William Hung - $4,000 (and he'll perform two songs!)
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1 comment:
You know, that really is a steal, Bill Hung for $4k. If I knew 50 people, instead of collecting cash for beers or something, it might be worth it to pool our resources, pay $80 bucks a piece, and hang for an evening with Hung. He's much less intimidating, loads of entertainment, and there's almost a 100% guarantee you'll walk away best buds with him by the end of the night.
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