More bad interviews

Here are some more interview responses. I swear these are real.

Applicant #1:
Q: How would you handle a student that was misbehaving or refusing to do their work?
A: "A small amount of personal abuse. I would use negative re-enforcement and personal disapproval, depending on the amount of authority your company gives me."

Applicant #2:
Q: When speaking to the parents of a student, what do you feel is the most appropriate way to discuss their child's progress (or lack thereof)?
A: "Don't tell them that you hate their kids, even if that is something you really feel or want to eventually prove. . . ."