Today I decided that when I die I want my headstone to have a built-in bottle opener. That way when my friends and family come to visit they can share a beer in my memory. The best part? My headstone will read:
Ryan Danger Sims
Have a drink on me!
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2 comments:
I like it! I am going to have a Viking Funeral. If you don't know what that entails, I will be on a raft soaked in flammables (wearing a helmet with horns of course). Someone will need to be practicing there archery, cause that's when the Rambo flaming arrow comes in. You can all party on the boat, preferably a ship, and drink up as my raft and I burn until we sink to the bottom of the ocean. Hell ya.
Yeah, I've told some friends about your final plans and everyone agrees that it would be an awesome way to go out.
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