The JLA Bathroom Experience

I found this sign posted in an employee restroom, and I want to go over my favorite parts (that sounds dirty).



“There should be no evidence that you were ever here.”
Treat the bathroom stall like a crime scene. If possible, perch on the toilet bowl like a ninja when doing your business.

“Hands should be washed immediately after you exit this stall.”
Don't even THINK about lingering around the sink area. You have approximately 10 seconds to start washing after you leave the stall, or you will be forcibly removed from the premises.

“The JLA Bathroom Experience."
The JLA Bathroom Experience sounds like an experimental rock band from the 70's, or some type of amusement park ride. Either way, they should sell t-shirts. I would totally buy an "I survived the JLA Bathroom Experience" t-shirt.


P.S. The photo above is tilted exactly 0.5 degrees in a counterclockwise direction. It drives me CRAZY, but I cannot change it without distorting the text. I just wanted everyone to know that I am aware of the problem, and I'm sorry. I am so sorry.