I came up with some "quotes" that publishers can use to promote upcoming books. That's right, I put the word "quotes" in quotes. Twice!
"This book makes Moby-Dick look like a raging dumpster fire."
"This book makes A Tale of Two Cities look like A Tale of One Cul-de-sac."
"This book makes Fahrenheit 451 look like Fahrenheit 60 with a Chance of Rain."
"This book makes One Hundred Years of Solitude look like One Hundred Years of Stupid Bullshit."
"This book makes Tom Jones look like Tom Jones (the singer)."
1 comment:
100 Years of Solitude pretty much was 100 Years of Bullshit.
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