A name by any other name would be a different name

A fun thing to do when you see a wall of kids’ coloring sheets is to make one with an outrageous name and watch people's reactions when they read it. I did this on a recent trip to the aquarium, and I like to think I inspired some future parents.

If you’re reading this in 2037, tell your many friends named Blorph that I say “you’re welcome.”