No respect

This is the baby scale at my children's pediatrician's office:



This is a closeup of the sticker on the side of the scale:



The only explanation I can come up with is that the person who designed this sticker had never seen a baby before and, being a huge fan of Rodney Dangerfield, decided to draw an approximation of what Rodney would look like as a miniature person. If this was the goal, mission accomplished.

So meaty

I just got an email about an "180 year old steak recipe."



Rather than reading the article, I drew up a composite of what I imagine the recipe looks like.

Top 5 toys from my childhood that my kids and I play with now

1. Legos
2. Hot Wheels
3. Play-Doh
4. Oobleck (cornstarch and water)
5. Lite-Brite

Worst: Mainway Inc. Bag O'Glass

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