No respect

This is the baby scale at my children's pediatrician's office:



This is a closeup of the sticker on the side of the scale:



The only explanation I can come up with is that the person who designed this sticker had never seen a baby before and, being a huge fan of Rodney Dangerfield, decided to draw an approximation of what Rodney would look like as a miniature person. If this was the goal, mission accomplished.