Sunday, March 01, 2009

Caption contest #2

I got this photo out of People en Español (my new favorite magazine):

Since the original caption is in Spanish I converted it to English by running the text through the online language translator Babel Fish. I converted it from Spanish to English, and then double-checked it by converting the English to Japanese, and then translated it back into English. Apparently the caption reads:

"New urine a little just? A.B. As for QUINTANILLA in young promise in estrellato lassoing, him him the future of many NO for the singer of this sort which is given and that fianc2ee Elizabeth of Miami and amicable it is us to thing something which is not in [serenade]."

Now that that's cleared up, it's time for you to write your own. Go ahead and submit your caption for the photo now by clicking on the "comments" link below!


Debbie said...

My Espanol is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure it says:

The New Penis?

In an effort to break into the porn industry, actor Antonio Banderas has been debuting his erotic dance moves at restaurants around the country. Because the name "Zorro" is already being used by another porn star, Banderas is calling himself "The New Penis."

circus family said...

I'm sorry. I'm stuck on the fact that his penis is hanging out of his pants. That is the side of his penis right? Are we all in agreement on that one or am I seeing things? Wow.

Colonel Gentleman said...

A.B. Quintanilla, brother to delicious superstar Quesadilla, sees whether he or the local mariachi will look at the other's crotch first. Mistaking the musician for some sort of labrador, Quintanilla hides a red rubber ball between his legs, while his rival masquerades as Zorro and does his 'naughty dance.' Heidi Klum look-alike feigns amusement as gorge rises.

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