Q: What's a specimen?
A: An Italian astronaut.
Q: What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby?
A: Go ask your mother.
Q: What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
A: "It may take me a while to get hard — I just got laid last night.”
Q: What is the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you’re gay.
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