More like Crazytown

I'm currently playing a game called Mysteryville on my Nintendo DSi. It has the craziest story line I have ever seen in a video game (and that's saying a lot). Check out these screenshots.

Unnecessary quotation marks

Click the image below to visit The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.

Joke Q&A

Q: What's a specimen?

A: An Italian astronaut.

Q: What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby?

A: Go ask your mother.

Q: What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

A: "It may take me a while to get hard — I just got laid last night.”

Q: What is the hardest thing about rollerblading?

A: Telling your parents you’re gay.

Awesome 365

Artist Stefan Le Du took a photograph of his Stormtrooper toys every day for one year and posted them all on Flickr. When asked why he was doing the project he replied, "Because Star Wars is awesome, Stormtroopers are awesome, toys are awesome, and Flickr is awesome."

I posted some of my favorites images below. To check out the entire collection visit Stormtroopers 365.

Update: Australians are still badass

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Australians are badass!

Aussie man punches shark, surfs to safety

AFP - June 7, 2010

An Australian surfer fought off a large shark and then rode a wave to safety, reports said on Monday.

Michael Bedford was knocked off his board by the shark, believed to be a great white of "Jaws" fame, which then came back for a second charge, witnesses were quoted as saying.

But he punched the animal and then caught a passing wave to the shore, where friends used the board's rope as a tourniquet for bite wounds on his leg.

"He gave it a good whack he reckons, a good punch and that doesn't surprise me knowing Mick," said witness Lee Cummuskey, according to public broadcaster ABC.

"It is your worst nightmare and Mick's been through it and survived so he's just really lucky."

Bedford had surgery after Sunday's attack near Albany, south of Perth, and his condition was described as stable. Australia suffers several shark attacks each year, with 194 people killed over the past two centuries, records show.

Top 5 current TV sitcoms (+ worst ever)

1. Modern Family
2. Community
3. How I Met Your Mother
4. 30 Rock
5. Seinfeld (reruns)

Worst: Two and a Half Men

Disagree? Submit your own list as a comment!

Jelly bean roulette

My birthday was last week and one of the presents my mom sent me was a box of "BeanBoozled" jelly beans. For those of you fortunate enough not to have been tricked by this candy, I will explain. The box contains 20 different flavors of beans (10 tasty and 10 disgusting). The problem is that there is no way to tell the difference between the good ones and the ones that taste like barf (really, there's an actual "barf" flavor).

I've been having fun playing jelly bean roulette this morning but I must admit that I'm feeling a little ill. Check out the assortment: