ARTIST: David Guetta (feat. Nicki Minaj, Afrojack and Bebe Rexha)
LYRIC: "Yes I'll do the cooking, yes I'll do the cleaning. Plus I keep the na-na real sweet, for your eating. Yes you be the boss and yes I be respecting, whatever that you tell me, cause it's game you be spitting."
There has been some debate over weather or not Nicki Minaj is a feminist. I think we can stop talking about that now.
SONG: The Man
ARTIST: Aloe Blacc
LYRIC: "Girl you can tell everybody. Yeah you can tell everybody. Go ahead and tell everybody. I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man."
I'm surprised Aloe Blacc didn't get sued by Elton John for ripping off "Your Song." It's basically the same melody, but instead of saying "you can tell everybody that this is your song," he sings "you can tell everybody that I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man." If being "the man" means being an egomaniacal hack then Aloe Blacc is definitely the man.
Fun fact: Aloe Blacc's real name is Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III.
So you can tell everybody. Yeah you can tell everybody. Go ahead and tell everybody. Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III is the man.SONG: Fancy
ARTIST: Iggy Azalea
LYRIC: All of them, but I'll focus on just a few.
"I'm so fancy. You already know."
I'm just as fancy as Iggy Azalea, it's just that people don't already know.
"I'm in the fast lane, from LA to Tokyo."
I looked it up and there is no road that connects LA to Tokyo. Check your facts, Azalea!
"Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back."
Azalea was born in 1990, which means if she's successfully brings '88 back she will have brought about a world in which there is no Iggy Azalea. I'd be okay with that.
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