Friday, September 29, 2006

Hippie jokes!

Q: What's red and orange and looks good on a hippie?
A: Fire

Q: How do you know a hippie came to your party?
A: He's still there.

Q: Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
A: He was too far out!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap

Ryan Danger Sims said...

I used to get sad when it rained.

Then I realized that it's just God's way of washing off the hippies.

(from Demetri Martin's comedy tour)

Anonymous said...

Q. what kind of cigs do hippys smoke? A. yours

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