Q: What's red and orange and looks good on a hippie?
A: Fire
Q: How do you know a hippie came to your party?
A: He's still there.
Q: Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
A: He was too far out!
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How do you hide money from a hippie?
Put it under the soap
I used to get sad when it rained.
Then I realized that it's just God's way of washing off the hippies.
(from Demetri Martin's comedy tour)
Q. what kind of cigs do hippys smoke? A. yours
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