It’s the most wonderful drink of the year

We are fast approaching that magical time when chickens and cows put aside their differences and join together with the common goal of producing the most delightful holiday beverage. I am talking of course about that enchanting elixir known as eggnog. Eggnog milkshakes, eggnog lattes, eggnog with rum - ho, ho, ho, I'm getting excited!

I wonder why they don’t make it year-round. Eggs are available 24/7 so I have to assume that the nog can only be harvested in winter. . . .