Rants

Okay, so I realize that so far there have been more raves than rants and that just doesn't seem right given the tile of the blog. So I decided to rant a little. Here goes. . . .

A list of things that piss me off:

1. Bank statements. They are always obsolete by the time you get them. They seem to serve no purpose other than to offer up your personal information to anyone that can reach into your mailbox. Also, they are always off by a few cents and you have to decide whether or not it's worth it to wait on hold for an hour just to ask some idiot why the bank's records are off.

2. Any chores that need to be done over and over. If you know you are going to have to turn around and wash the object (shirt, dish, etc.) again within a week then it just seems to drive home the fact that you are really wasting a significant portion of you life.

3. Celine Dion

4. When you hold the door open for someone and they walk right through without acknowledging you. When this happens to me I like to say "you're welcome your majesty."

5. When you are walking down the street and you have to move completely out of someone's way because you realize that they are not going to move even a little for you. Sometimes I feel like everyone decided that we are going back to caveman rules and I didn't get the memo.

6. When they ask you for your Costco card at the door when they know damned well that you cannot buy anything in the store without your card. What are they going to do anyway? Grab you by the neck and throw you out?