Reuters (article excerpt) - January 7, 2009
An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday."It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.
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8 comments:
"Looking for love in all the wrong places."
Perhaps this caption could be followed by: "No fine girls, just plastic faces" or some other "Bust-a-Move" reference.
"I hope this article doesn't blow his cover."
Okay, that was bad....
Modern Tarzan is the King of the back alley..
;)
"For the last time, it's shrimp ON the Barbie, not IN the Barbie!"
"Inflatable sheep on adjoining shelves breathe a sigh of relief, thankful this Australian deviant prefers more exotic fare."
"Australian man accosts inflatable Jungle Jane doll, leaves three coconuts and a banana on the nightstand for cab fare."
Awesome everyone. I am impressed....
"Alley (Jungle) Cat seeking quick fix, but will soon be deflated."
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