My boss is a bastard

I am supposed to plan this year's Christmas party for my work. We have 83 employees and my boss does not want to spend more than $200 for the entire event. This works out to approximately $2.41 for each employee ($1.20 each if they bring a guest).

His master plan:

1. No alcohol
2. No food (unless you bring your own or pay for catering).
3. The "party" will take place at the office.
4. We should play Twister.

I should also mention that he is not planning on giving out any Christmas bonuses. Everyone is looking to me to provide a great party and I can't wait to see how it all turns out!